Restaurant menu fail

This is an actual restaurant take-away menu from a place improbably called the Hotel Cafe Deluxe; and which serves Veg, Non Veg and Chinese. Take a look at the menu.

This is the back page, but I have it on as it has the fold-out front page on. So we see such delicacies as various souses (sauces) and a crish pea chicken (crispy?). Incidentally souce is spelt sause in places, so there is more than one way to err. One learns from one’s mistakes and finds new ways to make mistakes. And let us not pass over shop for soup, and don’t even ask me what Attention Soup and Lump Pung Shop are – for I have no idea. And what about the great Chicken One don ciliyr soup (Chicken Wonton Clear Soup). Creme for cream would have been okay with a grave accent in the right place.

Those are not all the errors, of course. As they say in text books, the rest is left as an exercise for the reader.

And here is the main page. Once again enough hilarity almost on every line. Competition time folks, find as many errors as possible. Comment away.

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